Thursday, February 23, 2006

Pushy Galore






*update, 04-16-06, picture posted. note: Canopy top is made of wood, from the factory and needs a total rebuild. Tractor is running in the photo, note open rain cap.

Pushy Galore is a 1956 Caterpillar D4 tractor with a dozer blade. It is powered by a 501 cubic inch four-cylinder Caterpillar D4 (hence the name) diesel engine rated at only 52 horsepower. It should be noted that though the horsepower is low, it produces 421 foot-pounds of torque at only 1,000 RPMs! Wow! It has three forward speeds and one reverse. It weighs about 10,000 pounds and is rated to pull 33,000 pounds. WOW!

It actually has two engines, along with the big diesel is a small gasoline powered engine that starts the big diesel. This engine is called a "starting engine" by Caterpillar, but in the industry it is known as a "pony motor". This engine is a small flathead opposed twin four stroke engine that is noisy and can be quite cranky. You start the pony with either the electric starter or a rope (for real men) and then the diesel. Starting old Pushy is quite an adventure!

The term "bulldozer" only applies to this machine when the dozer blade installed. This machine can also pull plows and do the work of any rubber-tired tractor, though it tears up the turf something awful while turning so I wouldn't mow the lawn with it.

There is no stopping the old Cat. Put the blade down, pull the flywheel clutch lever, and the earth moves. I pushed a rock as big as the machine on Sunday, and it pushed it like it was made of styrofoam. It weighed about 12,000 pounds....

I actually co-own Pushy. The Infallible Frenchman Jim Ouelette and I are partners in the machine. Poor Jim had no idea that I really just wanted to have a 50 year-old bulldozer to play with and that it didn't matter to me if it was really useful! But seriously, I need it to sculpt the property - especially the airplane ramp area. No worries Jim, one day you will look at me and say "I sure am glad we bought that magnificent old hunk of iron."

You would all be shocked at how cheaply we were able to pick this gorgeous old beast up. Most people spend more money on their lawn tractor. It needed and still does need some love, but is in working order now that the pony motor is operational. Next we fix the brakes....

(the name is a play on a female character in a James Bond flick combined with the one thing that the old Cat does best as it is configured- push)

from the movie: Bond - "What's your name?"
Hot chick - "My name is Pussy Galore."
Bond - "I must be dreaming."

Panter



The Panter is a 1970 Arctic Cat Panther snowmobile. It is powered by a very rare 340cc JLO two-stroke air-cooled single cylinder engine. Just like the Chee-toe, it has a an infinitely-variable transmission, also called a Continuously Variable Transmission or CVT. That means instead of having a five-speed transmission, it has a billion-speed transmission. In spite of being a small-displacement single cylinder machine, it goes along quite nicely and can probably top 30mph but it has no speedometer (I'll have to tape my GPS to the bars). It is a joy to ride and very friendly unlike the explosive Chee-toe.

I got the Panter for FREE. It had not run in TWENTY years. I had it running in an hour. It is all original and in near mint-showroom condition. It has no odometer, but I would guess it has under 200 miles on it since new. It is 36 years old!!!

(the name is a word play on Panther. Since it is a small single, it does work pretty hard to haul itself and a human around. It works so hard you can almost hear it panting...)

Cheers!

Sam

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Zeke



I picked up Zeke very recently. I found Zeke in the Home Depot parking lot with the price written in white shoe polish on the windshield. I called the dude who owned it, and made the entire deal including delivery in about an hour. I was on my lunch hour from work!!!

Zeke is a 1987 Chevy C30 conversion by American Cargo. They built the rack body and the thing is built like a battleship. It is powered by the venerable 350 V-8 and has fuel injection and the "bulletproof" turbo 400 transmission. I runs and drives fairly well but just like any old machine it has a few "issues" that I need to attend to. Nothing that keeps it out of service, but things that will need fixing.

Zeke will be the replacement for 'Ol Blue. Not that 'Ol Blue could ever be replaced, but Zeke has modern tires and brakes and HEAT and can carry a sh*tload of cargo in that big box on the back. I will eventually make it into a dumper which will be very useful!

I paid $1,000 for the truck as you see it. It is very solid, has 101,000 miles, and has a 10,000 pound GVWR. I feel like I stole it!

Sorry about the crappy cell phone pic. One of these days I will take a real picture, though Zeke is not something I would normally photograph.... lol.

(the name of Zeke comes from the man I purchased the truck from. His real name was Dave, but to me he was more of a Zeke. He is a filthty, smelly, chain-smoking short fat sawed-off little man who looks like he has been dragged for miles behind a manure wagon. The inside of the truck smelled so bad that I left it wide open for nearly a week to air out. You might say that the inside of the truck smelled like a mixture of ass, mustard gas, and rotting flesh.)


Cheers!

Sam

P.A.K.



Introducing my P.A.K. or Portable Adventure Kit. It consists of several items that I can easily transport in my airplane for land and aquatic adventures. It consists of these items:

The A.I.K. or Air Inflatable Kayak is just that, a kayak that you blow up with air. I picked this up very cheap (I think it was $50) at a going out of business sale. It weighs about 20 pounds and can be rolled and folded into about a 16" cube.

The B.U.T. is a Bicycle Utility Trailer. This is used to carry all of my gear around (did you think Sam was going to carry it all???). I built and designed my B.U.T. from scratch. It is made of PVC pipe and other lightweight materials. It is ultralight (8 pounds) for easy towing and for air travel in Big Bird. It has a large plastic tote that I can load the A.I.K. and all of the other gear in. Total cost, about $20.

The P.F.B. or Portable Folding Bicycle tows the trailer and all the gear and gives me reasonably comfortale and speedy transportation. This tiny folding bicycle is small and super lightweight at 18 pounds. It has three speeds and will fold down to about 18"x18"x10" thick. It is actually made by Z-bike but has been modified by Oakes-bike. I bought it on eBay for $50. They cost $200 everywhere else.

The B.P.U. is a homemade Bicycle Power Unit. The B.P.U. is a homemade gasoline power unit consisting of a weedwhacker engine and a drive wheel that bolts onto the P.F.B. providing power assist. It can propel the empty P.F.B. to the dizzying speed of 20mph on level ground with no pedaling! Believe me, on those tiny tires 20mph feels like at least 80mph. I got the weedwhacker at the dump, free, and the rest of it was made from junk too. Total cost, about $10.

The K.P.U. or Kayak Power Unit is currently in development. It will consist of dual trolling motors and a battery to help propel the A.I.K. so I have to paddle less. This will enable me to cover a lot more ground and not get all tired out. Remember, I have to fly home at the end of the day... Total investment goal for this feature is under $70. I will let you know how I do.

I hope to have pictures of all of this soon. Right now, you just get a picture of the A.I.K. This project was begun right before I found Castle Oakes and then had a baby so it has been on hold. But just like anything else, what I start, I finish, so one day I will go off adventuring with my P.A.K.

(if anyone out there really thinks my B.U.T. is nice, I might let you touch it if you buy me dinner...)


Cheers!

Sam

Chee-toe




The Chee-toe is a 1977 Arctic Cat Cheetah snowmobile. It is powered by a 500cc two-stroke parallel twin engine made by Suzuki, also called the "Spirit" engine. The engine makes around 50 horsepower and is very, very strong! Like all snowmobiles, the Chee-toe has an infinitely-variable transmission, also called a Continuously Variable Transmission or CVT. That means instead of having a five-speed transmission, it has a billion-speed transmission. It weighs just under 400 pounds, so it is a rocket. It will go at least 75 mph....

When on security patrol at the airport, the Chee-toe wears the same signs as Captain America. I can't wait to chase some punk-ass kids with this thing....

I got it for FREE. It had not run in over 10 years; I had it running in under two hours. It runs great now and starts in three pulls or less. Bring on the snow!

(the name is simply a play on the real name of Cheetah. To me, it is more fun to tell people I was out riding the Chee-toe than the Chee-tah. If you don't have fun with life, you might as well go jump off a bridge because without fun life totally sucks ass.)

Cheers!

Sam

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Mary Ann


Mary Ann is a 1982 Case 880 excavator. It is powered by a 115 Horsepower turbocharged in-line four-cylinder diesel engine made by Case. It weighs 33,000 pounds and is in very good shape for its age. My friend Jim Ouellette and I bought this beast late in 2004 and we have a 50/50 partnership. We bought it so we can both do our sitework. We bought it cheap so it needs a little love but we figure we can sell it for a lot more than we paid for it AND get our sitework done for "free".

(the name Mary Ann comes from the children's book Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel. In the book, the name of his Steam Shovel is Mary Ann. It is a wonderful book as I am sure all of the moms out there know.)

Cheers!

Sam

Mr. Massey



update photo added 12/2007. Bodywork stripped, straightened, and primed. Seat restored. Top of chassis primed and painted. Long, long way to go....

Mr. Massey is a 1958 Massey Ferguson TO35 Deluxe tractor. It is powered by a 134 cubic inch Continental in-line four cylinder gasoline engine, and has a 6 forward and two reverse speed manual gearbox (of course!!) . It has live hydraulics and a live PTO. It weighs 3,000 pounds dead empty! It is rated for 35 horsepower, but those are really big horses, like Clydesdales.

This tractor was given to me by the Duke of N41, Ken Kilcourse. FREE. It had only 826 hours since new on it when I drove it home. Cosmetically the tractor was horrible when I got it as you can see, but mechanically it wasn't bad and runs great after a tune-up and carburetor rebuild at the Oakes Garage. I have been working on it and using it since October of 2004 and I have the body pretty well cleaned up now and ready for paint. I will post a new picture soon.

On the back of the tractor is the free mower that came with the tractor. It is a 5 foot "bush hog" type of mower meant for mowing bushes and brush, and not really for grass. It needs more work than the tractor does!

(the name might seem obvious, but there is more. My highschool shop teacher was Mr. Massey and he was an odd sort of funny little man who I have never forgotten.)

Cheers!

Sam

Lucky

Lucky is a 2005 Honda Civic "Value Package" Coupe. That just means it's the "stripper" model with only A/C as an option. It has a 1.5 liter 125 Horsepower in-line four engine and a 5 speed manual gearbox. It is a wonderful machine, peppy, sporty, and economical (30-40mpg). Plus its a Honda, so it will last a long time and always be worth money.

Three words of advice for anyone buying a car: BUY A HONDA. You will never regret it.

(the name "Lucky" comes from the fact that my whole life changed within a week of buying it. nothing was going right, then suddenly everything went right. I have had good luck ever since the day I met Lucky. Wouldn't you name it Lucky too??)

Cheers!

Sam

'Ol Blue


sad update, 10-20-2006. 'Ol Blue is gone. Sold for peanuts to a jerk through eBay. I will never forgive myself..... top photo is from the auction listing.

When I first saw this truck I simply “had to have it”. It was so big, old, odd, and cool I just couldn’t believe it. I had every intention of restoring it and begun by replacing the taillight and parking lenses with NOS items (try to find them!). I did a little bit of rust touch-up (paint, to slow the rust) and some light mechanical work but have been driving the truck regularly for years. I realize now that I will never have the time to restore this woderful old machine. I will be selling it very soon. If I don’t get a decent price, I will keep it. It is more important that it go to a good home than I get lots of money for it though…

'Ol Blue is a 1961 Ford F350 pickup truck. It is completely stock and unmolested and remarkably solid. It has 57,000 ORIGINAL miles which is why it still exists. I am POSITIVE the mileage is correct. It helps that it sat in a barn for 25 years prior to my ownership and had only 51,000 miles on the clock when I drove it home. I bought it from the grandson of the original owner, as it was passed from generation to generation as the old men died. I have the paperwork including the original warranty card signed by the original owner and a 1970 Connecticut title from when the truck came to Connecticut from New York state.

The truck has the original 292 cu in V-8, the old Y-block truck engine. It is VERY strong. It has never been rebuilt or had any major work done to it. It has the original oil-bath air cleaner! Oil has been changed religiously as has the coolant. It makes power like a diesel, max horsepower and torque below 2,200 RPM. Redline is something like 2,700 RPM but there is no sense revving it since there is no power up there! The engine is coupled to a super heavy-duty 4 speed manual trans with that famous granny low gear (top speed in first is about 3-4 MPH). At the rear is the original, massive and extremely rare Timken full-floating rear axel with I believe a 5.13 ratio. This aint no speed demon! It will go 65 pretty comfortably on the highway thanks to those tall, tall tires, but that’s about it!

This truck has HUGE drum brakes. They look like they belong on a dump truck. The pedal is high and firm, but no power assist so they are true Legstrong Brakes. The brakes themselves work super, but you will lock the rears up and make lots of smoke and noise if you hit ‘em hard even on dry pavement. Those old bias ply tires are awful for braking and traction, and if you drive this truck in the rain you truly take your life in your hands as unless you have at least 1,000 pounds in the bed you cannot stop! No such thing as antilock brakes in 1961…

This truck has a 9,800 pound gross vehicle weight rating with 8-ply tires. When empty it rides like an empty dump truck on 4-ply tires, so I can imagine it on 8-ply! I don’t think you could stay in the seat at all! It has massive leaf springs in the rear and I have had 3,000 pounds in the bed and it still sits nice and high and drives wonderfully when weighted (Cadillac!!). Put 1,000 pounds in the bed, and the truck sits down less than 1/8”. Its quite amazing….

It runs and drives wonderfully. It is a HOOT to drive! If it had better tires, I would jump in it and drive to California tomorrow and have no worries. The engine starts right up and the only complaint is it can be a little cold blooded and could use an accelerator pump adjustment to cure an off-idle flatspot. The manual choke works beautifully, and it will start right up in very cold weather. The clutch is strong and smooth, and the transmission shifts properly and frankly incredibly well for such an old and heavy-duty unit. The throws are about 18” so it helps to have long arms!

Steering is remarkably light considering there is no power assist and those huge tires out there. It helps to have a 20” steering wheel and it is about 10 turns lock-to-lock so you have a big mechanical advantage. Still, if you aren’t moving you had better have had your Wheaties because it isn’t Armstrong Steering for nothing! The tires are 17” x 7” Goodyear tube-type bias ply and two are weather checked very badly, two are decent. I have two or three more un-mounted that go with the truck but they are just as old. Honestly, the older ones are not at all safe for the road because of the severe cracking but I have (stupidly) driven on them for years and years and miles and miles. They have probably 5K miles on them but age has killed them.

Someone out there is going to claim that the bed is the wrong one so I will stop it right here. In 1961 Ford re-tooled the light-duty trucks to the famous Uni-body design. The heavy-duty models could not be this way or they would break in half, so from 1961-1963 all heavy-duty trucks had bed sheet metal from the 1960 trucks. SO, the bed-lines don’t match the cab-lines and that is the way it is SUPPOSED to be. This truck has the high-option NINE foot fleetside bed which is INCREDIBILY rare.

The body is straight and solid in most areas. It was repainted long ago by an amateur but it was painted the original color! It has ZERO gloss and a few small runs and in general the paint looks like doo-doo. The bed has some rust up in the front corners. The rest of the bed floor is wavy since this truck has been “hauling the mail” all its life. The frame is solid but there is some rust in the lower body and floor areas have been patched. Body mounts are holding, but will need attention as will a lot of the “under” areas of the truck. Passenger door closes easily, drivers door sticks a bit. Under the seat cover is the ORIGINAL vinyl but it is in terrible shape. The seat is definitely rebuildable though. The original radio in the dash turns on, but plays no music. Everything else works, heater, wipers, lights, horn (very cool sound). Only the cigarette lighter doesn’t work. It also has the original manual-pump-on-the-floor windshield washer and bladder style reservoir! How neat!! I have never tried it so I don’t know if it works. Factory chrome grille and front bumper are good but need re-chrome, and rear bumper is fairly straight but has been painted white.

This is a WONDERFUL old machine, in need of a loving owner (like me) who has time to restore it (unlike me). A new house and a new baby on the way mean I wont have time for restoration for years and that is not acceptable to me. I just can’t bear to see this lovely old machine wasting away in my driveway (getting choked up now). 'Ol Blue will be passed to a new owner this spring.

(nickname of this is obvious. It is Old, and it is Blue.)

Cheers!

Sam

Big Bird

Big Bird is a 1952 Cessna 170B. It is powered by a Continental O-300A six-cylinder air cooled opposed engine that makes 145 horsepower. It has a 38 foot wingspan and weighs around 1325 pounds empty. Maximum gross takeoff weight is 2,200 pounds, so it has a decent useful load. It can seat 4 people, but I usually fly it without the backseat to save weight and to have more cargo room. You can really load this old airplane with crap if you only have two people in it.

I bought it in October of 2002. I flew out to Chicago on American Airlines and flew home on Oakes Airlines. Over 1,000 miles, the longest distance I have flown an airplane in my "tenure" as a pilot. I had my friend Joe Gauthier (I call him Joeda) with me to keep this low-time pilot from getting lost or bending the airplane.

It needed some work when I first got it so I spent 300-400 hours fixing what was wrong in an unheated hanger during the coldest winter on record! There were days when I worked 12 hours in a hanger that never got warmer than 18°F.

I followed that by hand-polishing the entire airplane. I would equate that to polishing 4-5 average automobiles! Keep in mind that you have to clean and polish the underside of an aircraft too! The wing is HUGE!!! I also stripped and polished the propeller. It is gorgeous!!!

It is a wonderful airplane. It will cruise at 120 mph burning 7.3 gph of 100LL aviation gas-o-line. Solo short field takeoff over a 50 foot obstacle is under 700 feet with just my skinny ass aboard which is pretty amazing considering the power to weight ratio and the fact that it is a four-seater (wide body). It is wonderfully docile in the air and an absolute tiger on the ground so it requires a skilled pilot from 50 feet above the ground on down and any time it is on the ground. In the air, anyone could fly it.

I have done all of the maintenance on it with the oversight of my friend Joe (Joeda) Gauthier, Ace Repairman and Pilot. Without Joe's help, I could not afford to own* this wonderful old machine! I consider myself to be very lucky to own and fly such a wonderful antique.

* Julie is the 50% owner. Without her financial backing, owning this machine would not be possible.

(the origin of the name should be obvious. This is one Big Bird - in the eyes of a light aircraft pilot)

Cheers!

Sam

Little Bird


Little Bird could easily have a blog all its own! I built Little Bird from scratch in my basement. It took five and a half years and 2,550 hours to build it. I made everything but the instruments, engine, propeller, and wheels from tubing, sheet metal, rivets, bolts, etc. I have over 500 photos of the construction but I will not attempt to put them here.

The plane is a 3/4 scale replica of a 1918 Fokker D-VIII fighter from WWI. Those are WWI German (NOT nazi to be clear for the morons out there) markings on the plane, it seems obvious to me but it seems most people have no idea. The plane is powered by a 60 horsepower flat twin air and oil cooled engine made by HKS of Japan. It swings a 72" mahoghany propeller, which was custom-made in Oregon and weighs just under 4 pounds! Little Bird will get off the ground in 100 feet, and climb like the Space Shuttle. Unfortunately, when the power is pulled back it sinks like the Space Shuttle (can you say b-r-i-c-k). It is very, very challenging to fly to say the least. It's not my fault, it's the fault of the design.

Little Bird is disassembled now and waiting for the hanger to be built at my house. I can't wait to put it all back together again!

(the origin of the name should be self-explanatory. It wasn't called Little Bird until Big Bird flew home)

Cheers!

Sam

Intro

I have started this blog to show my friends all of the great toys that I have. As you will see, I love machines. I believe that I am a machine, but that's another story!

I name most of my machines as you will see. I prefer the company of machines to most human beings 99% of the time. Machines never lie to you, never cheat on you, never hurt you on purpose, never criticize you, and they always give you everything they've got without complaining. Every machine has its own "personailty" and I enjoy the sound that just about any engine makes when it is running. From the old 501 cubic inch diesel in Pushy Galore to the tiny 60 cubic inch gasoline flathead four in Cubby, it makes me happy to hear them sing!

It used to give me great joy to start about 10 of my chainsaws (I have owned as many as 100 at one time) all at once and hear the symphony in my yard. No wonder the neighbors hated me...

I write all of my blog posts at night on "baby duty". I write them all in under 15 minutes and I do not proof-read or spell check much. So please don't think that I am retarded if there are errors in spelling or grammar. Anyone who knows me knows that I am an excellent speller and writer and I am arguably better at both than I am at anything else. Errors are not due to ignorance, but a lack of time.

Cheers!

Sam